Veza isipho-yeyona ndlela ilula, ukuba iza kuFebruwari 23, iholide, isiko livuyisana ngabantu. Kwaye rhoqo ezi zipho azikho ngaphezulu kokubekwa. Enye into kukucwangcisa inkqubo eya kuba yinto entle kubanzi bobubi, kunye nedlelo elichwayitileyo kubaququzeleli.
Imidlalo
Ukhuphiswano lukaFebruwari 23 lwepati ehlanganisiweyo - ezi zihlala zihlekisa, hayi imisebenzi entsonkothileyo enokwenziwa ngaphandle kokushiya itafile. Ngokufanelekileyo, ukuba indawo apho umthendeleko owenziwayo ayifuni ndawo yenkqubo enomdla ngakumbi.
Xa kufuneka wenze yonke into etafileni, olo kukhuphiswano olunjalo luya kuchaziwe.
Sinika imizekelo yemidlalo.
- Indumiso, kwaye ndiza kukhathazeka. Umdlalo opholileyo ulungele ukuqala komthendeleko. Umsebenzi lo ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: Abafazi abathatha inxaxheba kumdlalo banike isikhongozelo ngamagqabi ajijekileyo. Kula magqabi kubhalwa amagama abantu-osebenza nabo. Ukubona eli okanye eli gama, umfazi kufuneka aqale mbeko. Umzekelo: "Umhle, smart, gelant." Iyonke-akukho ngaphezulu kwamagama asi-7.
Umsebenzi wendoda eyagqiba kwelokuba ichaze ngokuchanekileyo, vuka kwaye uphume ngasekunene. Ngokwesiqhelo, nokuba konke ukuthobeka (oko kubangela uncumo), okanye amadoda aliqela anyuka kwaye anyuke. Endaweni ye-epifati, kunokwenzeka ukuba unike amabhinqa anjalo umsebenzi: ukuthelekisa indoda ebhalwe igama elibhalwe igama, kunye ne-kinoger. Umzekelo: "Ugalele uSaron Münhhauseen."
- Ipleyiti inommangaliso. Kwangoko, ngaphambi kokuqala komthendeleko phantsi kweepleyiti, apho kuya kuhlala khona amadoda, kufuneka ubeke i-phantas. Imisebenzi elula umntu ngamnye aya kuyenza. Ayisiyonto yonke ngexesha elinye, kodwa umntu ngamnye - kuyo yonke le nkqubo. Imisebenzi inokuthi: khumbula (okanye ukuqesha) ukunikezelwa kwiholide yombongo, zama ukutshata i-comrade, ehleli phantsi kwegama lekhowudi (ngokungathi liphilile) kwii-comrades zabo itafile, njl.
- Ndingubani? Umdlalo ngumgangatho, kodwa uhlala udlulisa ukonwaba kwaye qaqambe. Indoda entloko ifakwe kwihenyukazi ngombhalo. Inkqubo kufuneka injalo ukuba amagqabi anokutshintshwa. Kwaye, umzekelo, uthi "Utshilo uYakobi." Ufanele aqagele ukuba ngubani "wamnyulwa" ngokubuza imibuzo kwabanye. Iingcebiso ezijikelezileyo zinokufumana izimbo zomzimba, ii-rimerings, zinxila iingoma, kodwa hayi ngamazwi.
- Maple, ndibhala phantsi! Olu khuphiswano luyonwabisa phakathi kwepati. Khetha umbhali-umsebenzi wakhe ukurekhoda amagxa amayeza. Umsebenzi wabanye kukuthetha i-toast yabo, omangalisayo okanye ngenkxwaleko ngokukhawuleza. Emva koko unobhala wenkundla ubonakalisa umphumo wawubhalwa.
Ngokuqhelekileyo, oko isimo esidibanisa zonke lokuhlonipha ukuva, leyo iyahlekisa kunabo bonke abakhoyo.
- Yena Gogh, nguye Gosha. Wolu khuphiswano kufuna ukulungiselela lokuqala. An abasebenzi abakwaziyo ukusebenza njani e Photoshop okanye iinkqubo ezifanayo kufuneka enze into efana photorobot. Kunokuthiwa ukuthobela noogxa bakho umntu omnye. Ke aba "orientation" umntu ethatha ngaphandle kwaye isasaze i "iqela yophando." amadoda amaninzi zikhethwa kumafa yayo, kodwa zesampulu "orientation" kufuneka bonke. Kufuneka ukuqashisela ukuba leliphi nabo babe "yimizekelo 'ukuba wayefuna. Kwaye bamele ndiyaqikelela ukuba kutheni na abayifunayo. Ngokwendalo, impendulo echanekileyo iya owayebulindile Sivuyisana kakhulu enyanisekileyo.
Umdla kakhulu ukulungiselela kwabenzi kumbhiyozo emthendelekweni, unako mema khona amazwi, kunye SMS.
Yentsusa kakhulu ukuba ngcono. Okubhaliweyo SMS-Kulungile ukuze kwenziwe ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: "Namhlanje kwi 15,00, ufika igumbi yenkomfa ukulungiselela ukusebenza" 23,02 ". Ukuze sibe isixhobo (uncumo elinomtsalane) kunye neendlela uzifihle (anayo civil). Ukuba bagidime baxhoba abo ababekho ingqiqo emangalisayo uburharha kunye nokulungela imifuniselo. Khangela ukuba ikhona umoya adventurism. Ukuba elahlekile, ngokukhawuleza ukuthatha omnye omtsha. "
Ukonwabisa Izihlwele ofisi
nemibono holiday Corporate ungaya ngaphaya emthendelekweni. Umzekelo, ukuba isithuba sikuvumela ukuba udlale imifanekiso, iintsomi ohlekisayo, amalungiselelo ezemidlalo ofisi yabasebenzi, njl Siya kukunika imizekelo midlalo.
- umlweli Perfect. Kuba olu khuphiswano, ibhodi kuya kufuneka, ukuma imilenze, nayiphi moya nkqo apho ephepheni ingalungiswa, nabanako ajikelezwe icala kwabanye. sheet Ngenxa A-3 kunye elimakishayo. Umsebenzi we-nxaxheba lokuqala ukuzoba yintloko Super Maker (Superman, indoda egqibeleleyo, njalo njalo). Waza ke wongezelela inxalenye sheet ukuba sheet epeyintwe, oqondela kwimakhishithi, icala lakhe uyaqhubeka nxaxheba yesibini. Kodwa esibonisa hero ukuba le bhanti. Abantu 3-4 bebonke kunjalo, ngaphandle kokubona iziphumo zomsebenzi amahlakani zabo, zoba isampuli, i mlweli efanelekileyo. Ekupheleni yolu khuphiswano,-sasazo lisaqhuba "yemizobo" yaye ubonakalisa ubuchule ehlangeneyo.
- zokucwangcisa, enkondlo. Ukuze wenze oku, kuya kufuneka ukuba benze umntu kwangaphambili ngencwadi ebhaliweyo parodies ahlekisayo zemibongo. Ngokomzekelo, ababini Imbongi nehlelo zithathwa: Yesenin kunye Mayakovsky (oko ukukhumbula kubalulekile ukuba ngokwenene inxaxheba zamehlo zesihobe). Wonke umntu ukufunda sicatshulwa yakhe sombongo, aguqulwa kuphela screenwriter ngakwicala le holide. Ekholisa kakhulu, ecacileyo, ezifana nxaxheba yokuqala. Nantsi imizekelo yemibongo kuyasetyenzwa kwakhona.
1. Mayakovsky
"Thina
amabini wesithathu
EyoMdumba
Phawula
! Revolutionary
Hamba,
Go
Sebenzisa
Nanamhla oku
ezibekwe
UMthetho! "
2. Yesenin
"Ndiyiofisi yam yothando kunye neendlela,
Iqela legolide,
Siza kudibana neeholide ngamahashe,
Ewe, kwiNdawo yaseRussia phantsi. "
- Iintsomi ezikhanyayo. Iitalethi zeentsomi zentsomi ngokuthatha inxaxheba kwabadlali zihlala zihlala zinomdla zeholide. Yintoni oyifunayo: iskripthi, abathathi-nxaxheba, ababhali.
Ngamadoda kuphela kufuneka athathe inxaxheba kolu suku. Ukuhleka, umfundi unokubotshwa ngeeshekethi ukuze akhumbuze i-Granny-ibali lebali le-Soviet.
Sinika isicatshulwa esichanekileyo sentsomi yedrama kwiqela.
Kobo Bukumkani, ewe kwimo ethile apho kukho inkosazana. Wayengacacanga. Ngomntu ohlekisayo, le ntombazana yayingalunganga. I-TNT ayizange ilahleke, iBhola yeBhola ayizange ibonwe. Wathi uyise, I-Ah, Intaba, ndobathanda intombi yokutshata nalowo uza kuhleka. Kunye nokuzaliswa, ngokwakho. Wenze kakuhle ngale nto, wenze kakuhle kuzo zonke ubunzima kunye nee-fulosts, wakhawuleza waya ebhotwe. Owokuqala wenziwe, uYemow, wagqiba kwelokuba acule uNesmeyan, onwabe kakhulu. (Ithamsanqa lokuqala kufuneka licule into ehlekisayo). Ndamamela inkosazana yakhe, ndatsho - ndiza kucinga ngayo.
I-Ofisi yesibini yeWered, iBerendei, yagqiba kwelokuba idanise, ichwayitile (imidaniso yesibini yothatha inxaxheba). Umceli wesithathu, e-Evstigney, wagqiba kwelokuba abonise inombolo yesekethi, kakuhle, njengoko kunjalo, evela emphefumlweni (obonakalayo ongumthathi-nxaxheba). Yayilixesha lokukhetha, lacinga uNazimeyan, wacinga, uTata-ukumkani wacinga, bagqiba kwelokuba banike umsebenzi-sicelo umsebenzi wokugqibela. (Abalinganiswa baviwe amazwi engoma ethi "Uno-Ino Momento", mhlawumbi izixhobo zomculo, kwaye kufuneka zikwazi ukuzibulala ngokupheleleyo). Ngenxa yoko, ukungafakwanga nokuba kukhetha umntu kuphela okanye wazise umthetho kumthetho onobuninzi boBukumkani kwaye "uthatha wonke umntu."
- Ukhuphiswano lwengqondo kuthobela nenkqubo yomthendeleko. Ungadlala nabathathi-nxaxheba kwi "O, unethamsanqa", apho yonke imibuzo iya kunikezelwa kumadoda amakhulu kwimbali. Imibuzo inokuba ngathi: "Ngubani igama le-qubrists yokuqala kwi-Everest? Wayengowuphi unyaka i-cialkovsky? Nguwuphi umphathi weTitanic, uJames Cammeron, kangangoko kunokwenzeka (kwaye yena, njengoko uyazi, wakhangela i-mariana wpadin kwaye wayithatha ifilimu malunga nayo) ".
Ukhuphiswano kwindalo
Ukuba iholide icwangciswe kwindalo, amathuba ombutho owonwabisayo wombhiyozo nangaphezulu. Kwaye ukhuphiswano ngokwabo lunokuba lula kangangoko kunokwenzeka ukuba ungafuni uqeqesho lwehlabathi.Ukulwa kwindalo
Abathathi-nxaxheba bayamenywa ukuba bahlule amaqela ama-2. Ukuze ube lula, iqela ngalinye kufuneka libe nalo umbala walo. Kwaye umntu ngamnye othatha inxaxheba ufumana umbala ofanelekileyo ebholeni. Kwiqela, onke amadoda afanele ukuba athobele iibhola zabo, ukubamba aze azilungise esinqeni. Kumqondiso weqela elikhokelayo kufuneka badibane edabini. Izandla kunye nemilenze yokubetha umchasi ayinakuba: kunokwenzeka ukuba isebenze kuphela esinqeni, ngebhola yebhola ihleli kuyo. Iqela liphumelele, aqale kuqala kuzo zonke iibhola zotshaba.
Kubalulekile ukuba ungalibali ngoyilo lomculo wolu khuphiswano kunokuba lumnandi, kokukhona kuya kulwa ngakumbi.
Dlulisela
3 Abathathi-nxaxheba bayamenywa kwiqela ngalinye. Ukuchasene neqela ngalinye libeka itafile ngebhotile egcweleyo, i-stack kunye ne-lemon ye-lemon kwiplate. Ngokweqela, abathathi-nxaxheba baqala ngokudlulisela: okokuqala ivula ibhotile, igalela imixholo kwi-stack, idluliselwe ngokudlulisela enye. Elesibini layisela imixholo, kunye nelamuni yesithathu. Kwaye ke abathathi-nxaxheba bayahluka kwiindawo de wonke umntu asele aze angaveli. Ukhuphiswano lunokuguqulwa. Umzekelo, ukutsho ukuba utywala kwibhotile yiqela elinye kuphela, ukuphumla kwamanzi. Kodwa ukutshabalalisa, ukusela isiselo, kufuneka bonke-abangazange bakwenze oko, bafumane amanqaku asimahla. Ngenxa yoko, kuyavela ukuba amanzi aphelile. Phumelela abo baphelelwe lixesha.
Okwesibini lunokuba lukhuphiswano oludumileyo "umkhondo onzima". Abathathi-nxaxheba kufuneka banxibe imilenze, emehlweni abo - iiglasi zokuqubha ezikhethekileyo. Kule fomu, umthathi-nxaxheba uza etafileni, ethulula kwiglasi, iziselo, imbuyekezo. Iqela lakhe elinamathele kuqala, kwaye liphumelele.
IRhinoceros
Amadoda kolu khuphiswano aya kuba ngumkhombe, abafazi - injongo. I-gurn inamathele ebunzini: ungathatha nje i-vatofoplasty, iqhube kwicala elingasemva ngeqhosha kunye neglu. Uphondo kufuneka luphawu. Abasetyhini esinqeni kufuneka baqhotyoshelwe i-balloon ye-infloon kwinqanaba lelitha. Imikhombe kufuneka ibhobhoze ibhola. Yonke le nto yenziwe ngaphandle kwezandla. Iphumelele lowo uza kuyenza kuqala.
Isiqingatha sam
nxaxheba ukhuphiswano kufuneka yahlulwe ngababini ze 'man-mfazi ". Izibini ezitshatileyo ziqhagamshelwe kwelinye icala kunye ne-ellows yakhe kunye. Oko kukuthi, umthathi-nxaxheba ngamnye uhlala esandleni esinye. Umthunywa wesalathi ucela isibini ukuba senze into, ngelixa isibini simele siziphathe njengenye. Siya kubaphumelela abo baya kuba nakho ngokuhambelana kangangoko kunokwenzeka. Into enokuba yiyo imisebenzi, ukunxiba umnqwazi, imilebe, yitya isilayi se-lemon, i-champagne evulekileyo njalo.
Enye
Kwaye uninzi lwemizekelo yokhuphiswano olulula onokulichitha esitratweni.
Umdlalo wokukhanya "I-MCAT ekhalayo": Abathathi-nxaxheba bangayihoyi indawo, banikwa umsebenzi - kamsinya nje ukuba ukhokelwe kufowunela isikrini esaziwayo, isikhumbuzo, abathathi-nxaxheba kufuneka baboniswa. Umzekelo, umfundisi-ntsapho uthi: "Umfanekiso wenkululeko" okanye "Apollo", umntu ngamnye othatha inxaxheba uba ngumfanekiso. Ejaji liveza amanqaku. Iphumelele lowo wayebonakalisa ngakumbi.
"Eh, i-synoptic." Imbali ezinjalo: The esa sezulu wagula, umele kwisakhelo, nelizwi lakhe shwaka. Kuya kubakho omnye, abathobeli ukuba bathethe kuye, kodwa bawuvule umlomo nasebunjinine ekuzigulekeni kwakhe. Ngokuqhelekileyo, oko kuvela mnandi kakhulu. ngababini abaliqela "Sinoptic-Suffler" ababandakanyekayo, le kweWCED ilelona li- buchaza.
"I-Parodist". Yonke into ilula - embindini wendawo. Ilungu leLungu 1. Nje ukuba kuvakale umculo, kufanele ukuba ibone njenge-phonogram, kwaye ifana nomculi. Ukuqaqamba kuyavela, iingongoma ngakumbi ziya kufumana. Ingulo yiyo leyo ukuba ngequbuliso i-phonogram iphela, kwaye enye iqala. Kumntu ngamnye othatha inxaxheba - iziqwenga ezi-3 zephonogram. Okokuqala, masithi, kirkorov, emva koko - ke-i-evor ebukhali, kwaye emva koko i-Turner. Owona mcimbi wobugcisa ophumelele.
Iingcebiso ngokubamba
Umbutho ocacileyo, ngcono iholide iya kudlula. Kuyimfuneko ukubeka "Ikomkhulu", eya kuthi ibandakanyeke kumbutho: Ukuphuhliswa kwemeko, ukuthengwa kwezipho, intlangano yetafile yomsitho. Imisebenzi ilungiselela kwangaphambili, iprinta, umculo kunye, kunjalo, ukucaciswa kwe-mutimotia.
Qiniseka ukuba utyumbe inkosi ethi "Paparazi" yeholide, eya kuba nenoxanduva lwefoto kunye nevidiyo.
Ekupheleni kwangokuhlwa, ungasisukela iphephandaba elincinci, eza emva koko, eziza kubo bonke abathathi-nxaxheba nge-elektroniki.
Ukuba umntu ovela kubasemagunyeni, amaqabane, abathengi abanomdla kwiholide akuyi kuba yintshabalalo, emva koko uChulunyane naye unokubhalwa kwangaphambili. Kwaye emva koko jikela ngexesha elifanelekileyo. Esi simanga sokumangalisa siya kukhula ngokuhlwa. Umbhiyozo ophumeleleyo!
Le vidiyo ilandelayo ibonisa imeko eyenziwe ngokhuphiswano malunga noFebruwari 23.