Tanga impano - inzira yoroshye, niba igeze ku ya 23 Gashyantare, ibiruhuko, gakondo birashimira abantu bose. Kandi akenshi izo mpano ntizirenze. Ikindi kintu nugutegura gahunda kizaba gitunguranye kubakoze ibirori, hamwe nimyidagaduro yishimye kubateguye.
Imikino
Iperekwa ryo ku ya 23 Gashyantare ishyaka ry'ibigo - ibi mubisanzwe birasekeje, ntabwo bisekeje, ntabwo bikora imirimo igoye bishobora gukorwa bidavuye kumeza. Byoroshye, niba ahantu hose hakorwa nta mwanya ufata umwanya wa gahunda ishimishije.
Mugihe ugomba gukora byose kumeza, amarushanwa nkaya azemerwa.
Dutanga ingero z'imikino.
- Ndasingizwa, kandi nzababaza. Umukino ukonje ubereye intangiriro yumunsi mukuru. Igikorwa ni ibi bikurikira: Abagore bitabira umukino batanga kontineri n'amababi agoretse. Kuri aya mababi yanditse amazina yabantu - abokorana. Kubona iyi cyangwa iryo zina, umugore agomba kumushimira. Urugero: "Ni mwiza, ufite ubwenge, ridahwitse." Igiteranyo - kitarenze amagambo 7.
Igikorwa cyumuntu wahisemo kubisobanura neza, haguruka kandi ukore neza mumwanya. Mubisanzwe, haba byose biyoroshya (byo ubwabyo bitera kumwenyura), cyangwa abagabo benshi barazamuka kandi bahindagurika. Aho gutanga ibitekerezo, birashoboka guha abagore inshingano nkiyi: kugereranya umuntu witwaga izina, hamwe na kinoger. Urugero: "Asuka Baron Münhausen."
- Isahani. Mbere, mbere yo gutangira ibirori munsi ya plaque, aho abantu bazicara, ugomba gushyira Phanta. Imirimo yoroshye buri mugabo uhari agomba gukora. Ntabwo ari icyarimwe, ariko umwe umwe - muri gahunda yose. Imirimo irashobora kuba itya: ibuka (cyangwa guhimba) kwahariwe iminsi mikuru yumuvugo, gerageza gusubiramo, ugera ku izina rya code (nkaho banze izina) kuri Imbonerahamwe, nibindi
- Ndi nde? Umukino ni urwego, ariko burigihe utera kwishimisha kandi neza. Umugabo uri kumutwe ashyirwa kuri hoop hamwe nanditse. Sisitemu igomba kuba ityo ko amababi afite inyandiko zirashobora guhinduka. Kandi nk'urugero, hagira hati "James Bond". Agomba gutekereza "yamushizeho" mubaza abandi ibibazo. Ibitekerezo bikikije birashobora kwerekana ibimenyetso, grimace, gupfutsikinisha injyana, ariko ntabwo mumagambo.
- Maple, ndandika! Iri rushanwa ririmo kwinezeza hagati y'ibirori. Hitamo umwanditsi - umurimo we wo kwandika amabere abandi bavuga. Igikorwa cyabandi nukuvuganya toast zabo hamwe, bitatu cyangwa mubukorikori vuba. Noneho umwanditsi yerekana ibisubizo yanditse.
Nk'ubutegetsi, ni kuvanga amato yose yuburanisha, bisekeje kuruta abari aho bose.
- Ni Gogi, ni Gosha. Kuri iri rushanwa bisaba kwitegura mbere. Abakozi bazi gukora muri Photoshop cyangwa porogaramu zisa zigomba gukora ikintu gisa na Photorobot. Birashobora kuvugwa kubahiriza bagenzi bawe mumuntu umwe. Noneho izo "zeru" umuntu arasohoka kandi akwirakwiza "itsinda ry'iperereza." Abagabo benshi batoranijwe mu bigize, ariko ingero z "icyerekezo" zigomba kuba muri byose. Bakeneye gukeka abo dukorana bahinduka "moderi" bashaka. Kandi bagomba gukeka impamvu bashaka. Mubisanzwe, igisubizo nyacyo kizashakisha tuyishimiye cyane.
Kandi birashimishije cyane kugirango utegure abakoze kwizihiza umunsi mukuru, urashobora kubatumira hariya atari amagambo, na SMS.
Uko byambere nibyiza. Inyandiko SMS-Nibyo irashobora kuba ibi bikurikira: "Uyu munsi kuri 15.00, ugeze mucyumba cy'inama gishinzwe kubagwa" 23.02 ". Kugira intwaro (kumwenyura neza) no kwiyoberanya bisobanura (bikwiranye na mbenegihugu). Kwitegura kwibasira abahari muburyo bwiza bwo gusetsa no kwitegura ubushakashatsi. Reba niba umwuka wo gutangaza uhari. Niba yatakaye, byihutirwa gufata ishyari rishya. "
Imyidagaduro mu biro
Ibitekerezo byiminsi mikuru birashobora kurenga ibirori. Kurugero, niba umwanya ukwemerera gukina amashusho, imigani ya Comic, tegura siporo yo mu biro kubakozi, nibindi Dutanga ingero zimyidagaduro.
- Umurwanyi utunganye. Kuri iri rushanwa, hazakenerwa ikirego, gihagarare kumaguru, indege iyo ari yo yose ihagaritse urupapuro rushobora gukosorwa, kandi rushobora kuzunguruka ku ruhande rumwe. Urupapuro rwatanzwe A-3 na Maring. Inshingano yabatabiriye bwa mbere nugushushanya umuyobozi wa super Max (superman, umuntu utunganye, nibindi). Hanyuma yongeraho igice cyurupapuro urupapuro rwashushanyije, rukosora urupapuro, kandi urubanza rwe rukomeje umunyeshuri wa kabiri. Ariko ashushanya intwari kumukandara. Kandi rero abantu 3-4 hamwe, batabonye ibyavuye mubikorwa byabafatanyabikorwa babo, shushanya icyitegererezo, umurwanyi mwiza. Amarushanwa arangiye, uwatanze ikiganiro "canvas" kandi yerekana guhanga rusange.
- Ibisigo. Kugirango ukore ibi, ugomba gukora umuntu mbere yo kwandika ibisigo bisekeje. Kurugero, umusizi ibiri yafashwe: Yesenin na Mayakovsky (Birakwiye kwibutsa ko bigize uruhare mubikorwa byubusigo). Umuntu wese agomba gusoma igice cye cyumuvugo, yahindutse gusa mugaragaza ashyigikira ibiruhuko. Ibyemeza cyane, kwerekana, bisa nuwabitabiriye. Hano hari ingero zibisigo byakorewe.
1. Mayakovsky
"Twebwe
makumyabiri na gatatu
Gashyantare
Icyitonderwa
Impinduramatwara!
Genda,
Genda
Koresha
Kuri uyu munsi
Byateganijwe
Amategeko! "
2. Yesenin
"Ndi ibiro byanjye by'urukundo n'imihanda,
Ikipe ya Zahabu,
Tuzahura n'ibiruhuko n'amafarashi,
Nibyo, mu Burusiya kwicara. "
- Umugani woroshye. Gutanga imigani hamwe nitabira abakinnyi buri gihe ni ibihe bishimishije mubiruhuko byose. Icyo ukeneye: Inyandiko, abitabiriye, abanditsi.
Gusa abagabo bagomba kwitabira kuri uyumunsi. Guseka, umusomyi arashobora guhambirwa ibitambaro kugirango yibutse kuri Nyirakuru-intertenter-sertenter yo mu migani yakundaga cyane.
Dutanga inyandiko igereranijwe yumugani wo gukina ikipe.
Mu bwami bumwe, yego muri leta runaka hari umwamikazi. Yagaragaye. Hamwe no gusetsa, umukobwa ntabwo yari afite ukuri. TNT ntabwo yaretse, Club ituje ntiyigeze ibona. Se ati: Ah, umusozi, nzaha umukobwa kurongora uzaseka. N'uzuzuzwa wongeyeho, wenyine. Byakozwe neza kuri ibi, byakozwe neza uhereye ku ikonori zose n'Amajwi, bihutira kujya ibwami. Iya mbere yakozwe, yeremy, yahisemo kuririmba Neesmeyan, birashimishije cyane. (Abitabiriye ba mbere rwose bagomba kuririmba ikintu gisekeje). Nateze amatwi umwamikazi we, ati - Nzabitekerezaho.
Iya kabiri ikozwe neza, Berendei, yahisemo kubyina, yishimye (imbyino ya kabiri yitabiriye). Uwa gatatu ahanganye, Evstigney, yahisemo kwerekana umubare wa sirusi, neza, nkuko bishoboka, kuva ku bugingo (abitabiriye umwete. Igihe cyari kigeze cyo guhitamo, twibwira Nazmeyan, twatekereje, watekereje ko se - yatekereje ati: Kandi bahisemo guha abandi inshingano zanyuma. (Inyuguti zumvikana amagambo yindirimbo "Uno momento", wenda - ibikoresho bya muzika, kandi bigomba kubikora byimazeyo). Kubera iyo mpamvu, hafunguwe ahitamo umuntu wenyine cyangwa atangiza itegeko ryerekeye amategeko menshi mu Bwami kandi "afata abantu bose."
- Amarushanwa yubwenge nayo yuzuye kuri gahunda y'ibirori. Urashobora gukina nabitabiriye "yewe, amahirwe", aho ibibazo byose bizitangwa n'abantu bakomeye mumateka. Ibibazo birashobora kuba nka: "Amakimbirane ya mbere kuri Everest ni irihe? Nuwuhe mwaka cialkovsky wavutse? Ni ubuhe buryo bushingiye kuri Titanic, James Kameron, bishoboka cyane (kandi, nk'uko mubizi, bashore Mariana wpadin ufata filime) ".
Irushanwa muri kamere
Niba ibiruhuko byateguwe muri kamere, amahirwe yo gutegura imitunganyirize yo kwizihiza kurushaho. Kandi amarushanwa ubwayo arashobora kuba byoroshye bishoboka bidasaba imyitozo yisi yose.Kurwanira muri kamere
Abitabiriye amahugurwa batumiwe no kugabana amakipe 2. Kugirango byoroshye, buri kipe igomba kugira ibara ryayo. Kandi buri wese mu bitabiriye amahugurwa abona ibara ryiza kumupira. Ku kipe, abagabo bose bagomba gutwika imipira yabo, barambiha kandi babakosore ku rukenyerero. Ku kimenyetso cyitsinda ryambere rigomba guhurira kurugamba. Amaboko n'amaguru kugirango ukubite uwo bahanganye ntashobora: birashoboka gukora gusa ku rukenyerero, hamwe numupira wumupira uyishyizwe kuri. Itsinda riratsinda, ryabanje guturika imipira yose yumwanzi.
Ni ngombwa kutibagirwa kubyerekeye igishushanyo mbonera cy'amarushanwa kuruta uko gisekeje, niko bigenda birwana.
Relay
3 Abitabiriye amahugurwa baratumiwe muri buri kipe. Binyuranye na buri tsinda ryashyize ameza hamwe nicupa ryuzuye ryuzuyemo, uduce twinyundo hamwe nisahani ku isahani. Nk'uko ikipe abitangaza ngo abitabiriye amahugurwa batangira relay: abambere bafunguye icupa, basuka ibiri mu gikari, transfers the relay ku rundi. Ibinyobwa bya kabiri ibirimo, naho indimu ya gatatu. Kandi rero abitabiriye amahugurwa baratandukanye ahantu kugeza igihe abantu bose banywa kandi ntibagaragara. Irushanwa rirashobora guhinduka. Kurugero, kuvuga ko inzoga mumacupa nintoki imwe gusa, ahasigaye ni amazi. Ariko kunagirana, unywa inzoga, ugomba byose - utabikoze, ubona amanota yubusa. Kubera iyo mpamvu, biragaragara ko amazi yari na gato. Gutsindira abarinze ibyiza byose.
Ihererekanya ya kabiri irashobora kuba amarushanwa azwi "akomeye". Abitabiriye amahugurwa bagomba gushira kumaguru, mumaso yabo - ibirahure bidasanzwe byo koga. Muri iyi fomu, abitabiriye amahugurwa baza kumeza, basuka mu kirahure, ibinyobwa, bigarukira. Inkoko ya nde yakoresheje iyambere, iratsinda.
Rhinoceros
Abagabo muri iri rushanwa bazaba rhino, abagore - intego. Ihembe rifatanije nintoki: Urashobora gusa gutera lealaplasty, utobore kuruhande rwinyuma hamwe na buto na kole. Ihembe rigomba kuba ikigereranyo. Abagore bari mu rukenyerero bagomba kumenwa gallon yazamutse ku rwego rw'ibibero. Rhino agomba gutobora umupira. Ibi byose bikorwa nta maboko. Atsinda uwambere.
Igice cyanjye
Abitabira amarushanwa bagomba kugabanamo ibice bitandukanye "umugabo-wumugore". Abashakanye bahujwe kuruhande rumwe hamwe ninkokora. Ni ukuvuga, buri wese mu bitabiriye amahugurwa akomeza ukuboko kwubusa. Uwatanze ikiganiro arasaba abashakanye gukora ikintu, mugihe abashakanye bagomba kwitwara nkimwe. Tuzatsinda abazagira ubuzima budashoboka. Icyo imirimo ishobora kuba: Kwambara ingofero, kora iminwa, kurya iminwa, kurya igice cyindimu, gifungura champagne nibindi.
Ikindi
Kandi izindi ngero nke zitsinda ryoroshye urashobora kumara kumuhanda.
Umukino woroshye "McAt arira": Abitabiriye amahugurwa birengagije urubuga, bahabwa inshingano - akimara guhamagara ibishusho bizwi, urwibutso, abitabiriye amahugurwa bagomba kwerekanwa. Urugero, uwatanze ikiganiro agira ati: "Igishusho cy'ubwisanzure" cyangwa "Apollo", buri wese mu bitabiriye amahugurwa abaye igishusho. Icyemezo cy'abacamanza. Yatsinze uwari ugaragaza.
"Eh, Simonoptike." Amateka nkaya: Iteganyagihe ryambere ry'ibirere riraramaze, igomba kuba muri ikadiri, kandi ijwi rye rirashira. Hazabaho undi, soflers kumuvugira, ahubwo akingura umunwa n'ubuhanzi kugirango agaragaze ko arwaye. Nkaho, birashimishije cyane. Ibirindiro byinshi bya "sinoptic-ihagije" birimo, gutsinda cyane.
"Parodiste". Ibintu byose biroroshye - hagati yurubuga. Umubare wabanyamuryango 1. Mugihe amajwi akimara, agomba kubimenya nka fonogramu, na we ubwe ni nkumuhanzi. Ibyiza biragaragara, hazabona izindi ngingo. Nuance nuko fornogram imwe itunguranye irangirira, izindi zitangira. Kuri buri wese mu bitabiriye amahugurwa - ibice 3 bya fonogramu. Ubwa mbere, we, reka tuvuge, Kirkorov, hanyuma - Egor Egor Cre, hanyuma tina turner. Abitabiriye ubuhanzi benshi baratsinze.
Ibyifuzo byo gufata
Ishirahamwe risobanutse neza, umunsi mukuru uzanyura. Birakenewe kwerekana "icyicaro", bizagira uruhare mu ishyirahamwe: Iterambere ry'ikibazo, kugura impano, imitunganyirize y'ikiroro. Inshingano zirimo kwitegura hakiri kare, icapiro, umuziki kandi, birashoboka, mu mibonano mpuzabitsina.
Witondere gushyiraho umutware "Paparazzi" w'ikiruhuko, uzashinzwe ifoto na videwo.
Umugoroba urangiye, urashobora kwirukana ikinyamakuru gito - kipper, hanyuma kigera ku bitabiriye amashanyarazi.
Niba umuntu wo mu bayobozi, abafatanyabikorwa, abakiriya bakundaga mu biruhuko ntibazaba priori, noneho turashimira hashobora kwandikwa hakiri kare. Hanyuma hanyuma uhindukire mugihe gikwiye. Iki gitangaje gishimishije nacyo kizatandukana nimugoroba. Ibirori byiza!
Video ikurikira irerekana ibintu biteguye byakozwe kumarushanwa ku ya 23 Gashyantare.