Yethula isipho - indlela elula, uma kufika ngoFebhuwari 23, iholide, ngokwesiko elihalalisela bonke abantu. Futhi imvamisa lezi zipho azisekho ngaphezu kwemithetho. Enye into ukuhlela uhlelo oluzoba isimanga esimnandi kubabenzi bomgubho, kanye nesikhathi esijabulisayo sabahleli.
Imidlalogu Imidlalo
Imincintiswano ngoFebhuwari 23 ngephathi yenhlangano - lezi ngokuvamile ziyizinto ezihlekisayo, hhayi imisebenzi eyinkimbinkimbi engenziwa ngaphandle kokushiya itafula. Ngendlela efanele, uma indawo lapho kufezeka khona idili akucabangi isikhala sohlelo oluthakazelisa ngokwengeziwe.
Lapho kufanele wenze konke etafuleni, imincintiswano enjalo izochazwa.
Sinikeza izibonelo zemidlalo.
- Ukudumisa, futhi ngizozihlupha. Umdlalo opholile ulungele ukuqala komkhosi. Umsebenzi umele kanjena: Abesifazane ababamba iqhaza kulo mdlalo banikela ngesitsha ngamaqabunga asontekile. Kulawa maqabunga alotshwa amagama wamadoda - ozakwabo. Ukubona leli noma lelo gama, owesifazane kufanele aqale amdumise. Isibonelo: "Muhle, uhlakaniphile, oqinile." Ingqikithi - Awekho amagama angaphezu kuka-7.
Umsebenzi wendoda enqume ukuyichaza ngokunembile, sukuma usebenze kahle endaweni. Imvamisa, noma ngabe bonke ngesizotha (okuyinto ngokwayo ebangela ukumamatheka), noma amadoda ambalwa akhuphuka avele avele. Esikhundleni sama-epithets, kungenzeka ukuthi unikeze abesifazane umsebenzi onjalo: ukuqhathanisa umuntu ogama lakhe libhalwe ephepheni, ngeKinoger. Isibonelo: "Uthululelwa uBarnon Mühnhhausen."
- Ipuleti ngokumangala. Ngaphambi kokuthi ngaphambi kokuqala komkhosi ngaphansi kwamapuleti, lapho amadoda azohlala khona, kudingeka ubeke ama-pharas. Imisebenzi elula indoda ngayinye yamanje kuyodingeka yenze. Akusikho konke ngasikhathi sinye, kodwa yinye ngoyedwa - kulo lonke uhlelo. Imisebenzi kungenzeka ibe njalo: khumbula (noma ukuqamba) ezinikezelwe eholidini lenkondlo, zama ukunxusa umlingani, ohlezi ngokuhlukile, ukuza negama lekhodi (kube sengathi ahlehliwe kabusha) kuma-comrade awo Ithebula, njll.
- Ngingubani mina? Umdlalo ujwayelekile, kepha uhlala ujabule futhi ukhanya. Indoda esekhanda ifakwa ku-hoop nombhalo. Uhlelo kufanele lube kangangokuba amaqabunga anokubhaliwe angashintshwa. Futhi, ngokwesibonelo, ithi "James Bond". Kufanele aqagele ukuthi "ummise" ngokubuza imibuzo kwabanye. Okuzungezile kungathinta ukushukuma komzimba, ama-grashrace, ama-melodies adonsa, kepha hhayi ngamazwi.
- Maple, ngibhala phansi! Lo mncintiswano uzijabulisa phakathi kwephathi. Khetha umlobi - umsebenzi wakhe ukurekhoda amathoyizi athi abanye bathi. Umsebenzi wabanye ukusakhuluma u-toast wabo ndawonye, ama-jearsome noma esitimvwini ngokushesha. Lapho-ke umabhalane ukhombisa umphumela wokuthi wabhala.
Njengomthetho, kuxubana kwazo zonke izinkundla zokuzwa, ezihlekisayo kunabo bonke abakhona.
- UnguGogh, unguGosha. Kulomncintiswano kudinga ukulungiswa kokuqala. Abasebenzi abakwazi ukuthi basebenza kanjani e-Photoshop noma izinhlelo ezifanayo kufanele benze okuthile okufana nePhotorobot. Kungashiwo ukuhambisana nozakwethu kumuntu oyedwa. Lapho-ke lezi "zindlela" zomuntu zikhipha futhi zisabalalisa "iqembu eliphenyayo." Kukhethwe amadoda amaningana ekwakhekeni kwawo, kepha amasampula 'e-Orioutations "kufanele abe nhlobo. Badinga ukuqagela ukuthi ozakwabo baba "amamodeli" abafunwayo. Futhi kufanele baqagele ukuthi kungani befuna. Ngokwemvelo, impendulo efanele izobe ilangazelela kakhulu.
Futhi kuthakazelisa ngokwengeziwe ukulungiselela abenzi bokubikela emkhosini, ungabababamema awekho amagama, kanye ne-SMS.
Okwangempela bangcono kakhulu. Umbhalo we-SMS-OK angaba kanjena: "Namuhla ngo-15,00, fika egumbini lenkomfa ukuze lisebenze" 23.02 ". Ukuze ube nesikhali (ukumamatheka okuhle) kanye nezifiso ezifanele (zilungele umphakathi). Ukulungele ukuhlasela labo abakhona ngomqondo omuhle wokuhlekisa nokulungela izivivinyo. Bheka ukuthi umoya wokuthandazela uyatholakala. Uma elahlekile, aphuze entsha. "
Ezokuzijabulisa ehhovisi
Imibono yamaholide ezinkampani ingadlula ngaphesheya komkhosi. Isibonelo, uma isikhala sikuvumela ukuthi udlale izigcawu, izinganekwane zamahlaya, hlela ezemidlalo ezihhovisi zabasebenzi, njll. Sinikeza izibonelo zezokuzijabulisa ezinjalo.
- Fighter ephelele. Kulomncintiswano, ibhodi lizodingeka, lime emilenzeni, noma iyiphi indiza emise lapho ishidi lephepha lingalungiswa ngalo, futhi olungashintshwa ngakolunye uhlangothi kwabanye. Ishidi elinikezwe u-A-3 noMarker. Umsebenzi womhlanganyeli wokuqala ukudweba ikhanda lomenzi omkhulu (superman, indoda ephelele, njll.). Ngemuva kwalokho unezela ingxenye yephepha lapho ishidi elidwetshwe ngalo, lilungisa ishidi, futhi icala lakhe liyaqhubeka nomhlanganyeli wesibili. Kepha udonsela iqhawe ebhelini. Futhi ngakho-ke abantu abangu-3-4 bebonke, ngaphandle kokubona imiphumela yomsebenzi wabalingani babo, dweba isampula, umlindi ofanele. Ekupheleni komncintiswano, umethuli wenzeka "canvas" futhi ukhombisa ubuhlakani obuhlangene.
- Inkondlo duel. Ukuze wenze lokhu, kuzofanela umenzele othile ngaphambi kokubhala ama-parodies wenkondlo amahlaya. Isibonelo, kuthathwe imbongi emibili yezenkolo: Yebo kanye neMayakovsky (kufanelekile ukukhumbula ukuthi babambe iqhaza ngempela kuma-Duels wenkondlo). Wonke umuntu kufanele afunde indinyana yakhe yenkondlo, eguqulwa kuphela ngumbhali wesikrini ovunywa yiholide. Okukholisayo kakhulu, okuvezelayo, okufana nobamba iqhaza koqobo. Nazi izibonelo zezinkondlo ezihleliwe.
1. Mayakovsky
"We
amashumi amabili nantathu
UFebhuwari
Incwajana
Inguquko!
Hamba,
Hamba ngemoto
Sebenzisa
Kuze kube namuhla
Okunqunyelwe
Umthetho! "
2. Yebo
"Ngiyihhovisi lami lothando nemigwaqo,
Iqembu legolide,
Sizohlangana namaholide ngamahhashi,
Yebo, ngesiRussia sihlala phansi. "
- Izinganekwane ezikhanyayo. Izinganekwane ezifuywayo ezinokuzibandakanya kwabalingisi zihlala zihlale zithakazelisa izikhathi zanoma yiliphi iholide. Okudingayo: Iskripthi, ababambiqhaza, ababhali.
Amadoda kuphela okufanele ahlanganyele kulolu suku. Ukuhleka, umfundi angaboshelwa ngamakhazakhe ukuze akhumbuze umshayeli wezindaba ugogo nezinganekwane zakhe azithandayo zeSoviet.
Sinikeza umbhalo osondelene wenganekwane ye-dramatization eqenjini.
Kwelinye uMbuso, yebo kwenye isimo esithile kwakukhona inkosazana. Wayengathandeki. Ngomqondo wokuhlekisa, le ntombazane yayingalungile. I-TNT ayizange idedele, iklabhu yamahlaya ayikaze ibonwe. Uyise wathi: Ah, mbumbulu - intaba, ngizokhipha indodakazi ukuba ishade nalowo ozohleka. Futhi ukugcwaliswa kwalokho, yedwa. Wenze kahle ngalokhu, kwenziwe kahle kuzo zonke izikhala ezizungezile kanye namavolodeni, ziphuthunyiswe esigodlweni. Owokuqala wenziwe kahle, uJewemy, wanquma ukucula i-nesmeyan, kumnandi kakhulu. (Umhlanganyeli wokuqala kufanele ahlabelele okuthile okuhlekisayo). Ngalalela inkosazana yakhe, ngathi - ngizocabanga ngakho.
Owesibili owenziwe kahle, uBerendlei, wanquma ukudansa, ejabule (imidanso yesibili yokubambe iqhaza). I-Challenger yesithathu, u-Evstigney, inqume ukukhombisa inombolo yesekisi, kahle, ngangokunokwenzeka, kusuka emphefumulweni (umhlanganyeli wesithathu ukhombisa). Kwakuyisikhathi sokukhetha, wacabanga uNazmeyan, wacabanga, inkosi - inkosi yacabanga, yacabanga ... futhi banquma ukunikeza abafakizicelo umsebenzi wokugcina. (Izinhlamvu zizwakala amazwi engoma ethi "Uno Mosedo", mhlawumbe - izinsimbi zomculo, futhi kufanele zikusebenzise ngokuphelele). Ngenxa yalokhu, kungenakuqhathaniswa umuntu okhetha umuntu yodwa noma wethula umthetho emthethweni onomqondo amaningi eMbusweni futhi "uthatha wonke umuntu."
- Imincintiswano yezobuhlakani nayo ilungele uhlelo lwamaholide. Ungadlala nabahlanganyeli ku "O, Lucky", lapho yonke imibuzo izonikelwa emadodeni amakhulu emlandweni. Imibuzo ingaba njenge: "Ubani igama leziqalo zokuqala kuze kube-phakade? UCialkovsky owazalwa ngamuphi unyaka? Kuyini ukujula komqondisi weTitanic, James Cameron, ngangokunokwenzeka (futhi, njengoba wazi, wahlola iMariana Wpadin futhi wathatha ifilimu ngakho) ".
Imincintiswano ngokwemvelo
Uma iholide lihlelwe emvelweni, amathuba enhlangano emnandi yokugujwa kakhulu. Futhi imincintiswano ngokwayo ingaba lula ngangokunokwenzeka engadingi ukuqeqeshwa komhlaba wonke.Lwela Ngokwemvelo
Abahlanganyeli bamenywa ukuba bahlukanise amaqembu ama-2. Ukuze kube lula, iqembu ngalinye kufanele libe nombala walo. Futhi umhlanganyeli ngamunye uthola umbala ofanele ebholeni. Eqenjini, wonke amadoda kufanele anciphise amabhola abo, abopha futhi abalungise okhalweni. Esikhonweni seqembu eliholayo kufanele zihlangane empini. Izandla nemilenze ukushaya umphikisi akunakuba: Kungenzeka ukuthi usebenze okhalweni kuphela, ngebhola lebhola elilungiselelwe kulo. Iqembu liwina, okuqala ukuqhakambisa wonke amabhola esitha.
Kubalulekile ukuthi ungakhohlwa ngomklamo womculo womncintiswano kunawona mnandi, okumangazayo okuzolwa.
Vumelana
Abahlanganyeli abathathu bamenyelwa eqenjini ngalinye. Ngokuphambene neqembu ngalinye babeka itafula ngebhodlela eligcwele eligcwele, isitaki kanye nezicucu kalamula epuletini. Ngokusho kweqembu, ababambiqhaza baqala ukudluliselwa: Kuqala ukuvula ibhodlela, kuthululela okuqukethwe esitaki, kudlulisela ukudluliselwa kolunye. Okwesibili uphuza okuqukethwe, kanye nokudla okulula kalamula. Futhi ngakho-ke ababambiqhaza bahlukahluka ezindaweni kuze kube yilapho wonke umuntu ephuza futhi engaveli. Ukuncintisana kungaguqulwa. Isibonelo, ukusho ukuthi utshwala ebhodleleni yiqembu elilodwa kuphela, amanye amanzi. Kepha ukugoqa, ukuphuza isiphuzo, konke kufanele - ongakwenzanga, uthola amaphuzu wamahhala. Ngenxa yalokho, kuvela ukuthi amanzi ayenjalo. Uwine labo abaye bahlabezeke konke okuhle.
Ukudluliswa kwesibili kungaba ngumncintiswano odumile "onzima wethrekhi oyinkimbinkimbi. Ababambiqhaza kufanele bafake imilenze, emehlweni abo - izibuko ezikhethekile zokubhukuda. Ngalesi simo, obambe iqhaza uza etafuleni, athulule engilazini, iziphuzo, abuye. Iqembu lakhe elibhekane nolokuqala, lokho futhi awinile.
Ubhejane
Amadoda kulo mncintiswano azoba obhejane, abesifazane - igoli. Uphondo lunamathele ebunzini: Umane uthathe i-lalboplasty, uwubhoboze ohlangothini lwangemuva ngenkinobho neglue. Uphondo kufanele lube luphawu. Abesifazane okhalweni kufanele banamathiselwe ibhaluni elikhuphukile ethangeni. Ubhejane kufanele abhoboze ibhola. Konke lokhu kwenziwa ngaphandle kwezandla. Uwina lowo ozokwenza kuqala.
Ingxenye yami
Ababambiqhaza bomncintiswano kufanele bahlukaniswe ngababili 'be-Man-Woman ". Imibhangqwana ixhumeke ohlangothini olulodwa nge-elbows yakhe nomunye. Okungukuthi, umhlanganyeli ngamunye uhlala isandla esisodwa samahhala. Umethule ucela umbhangqwana ukuthi enze okuthile, ngenkathi lo mbhangqwana kufanele uziphathe njengoyedwa. Sizowina labo abazobe bevumelane ngangokunokwenzeka. Okungaba yimisebenzi engaba khona: ukugqoka isigqoko, yenza izindebe, zidle ucezu lwelamula, i-champagne evulekile nokunye.
-Nye nje
Futhi ezinye izibonelo ezimbalwa zemincintiswano ezilula ongazisebenzisa emgwaqweni.
Umdlalo wokukhanya "Mcat Cling": Ababambiqhaza banganaki isiza, banikezwa umsebenzi - lapho nje ukuhola kubiza umfanekiso owaziwayo, isikhumbuzo, ababambiqhaza kufanele baboniswe. Ukwenza isibonelo, umethuli uthi: "Isifanekiso senkululeko" noma "Apollo", ngamunye ubamba iqhaza uba nalesi sithombe. Ijaji libonisa amaphuzu. Uwina lowo obezwakala kakhudlwana.
"Eh, Synoptic." Umlando onjalo: Isimo sezulu esiholayo sigule, kudingeka sibe sesimweni, nezwi lakhe lanyamalala. Kuzoba khona enye, izithoni zokumtshela, kepha ukuvula umlomo nobuciko ukuzibulala ngamandla. Njengomthetho, kuvela kumnandi kakhulu. Amabili amabhangqa athile athi "Sinoptic-Freeler" abahilelekile, ukuwina okuvezwa kakhulu.
"I-Parodist". Konke kulula - maphakathi nendawo. Inombolo yelungu 1. Uma nje umculo ezwakala, kufanele akwazi ukubona njenge-phonogram, futhi yena uqobo ufana nomculi. Kuvela obala ukuthi kuvela, amaphuzu amaningi azothola. I-nuance ukuthi i-phonogram eyodwa engalindele engalindele, kanti enye iqala. Kumuntu ngamunye obambe iqhaza - izingcezwana ezi-3 ze-phonogram. Okokuqala, ake sithi, Kirkorov, ke - i-egor ethorly enkulu, bese uTina Turner. Umhlanganyeli onobuchule kakhulu uwina.
Izincomo zokubamba
Inhlangano ecacile, iholide lizodlula kangcono. Kuyadingeka ukucacisa "indlunkulu", okuzothuthukiswa enhlanganweni: ukuthuthukiswa kwesimo, ukuthengwa kwezipho, inhlangano yetafula lomkhosi. Imisebenzi ilungiselela kusengaphambili, i-PREOUTS, umculo futhi, kungenzeka, i-multimedia imvume.
Qiniseka ukuthi uqoka umphathi we- "Paparazzi" oyinhloko, ozoba nesibopho sesithombe nevidiyo.
Ekupheleni kwakusihlwa, ungajaha i-Newspaper-Zipper encane, lapho-ke eza kubo bonke ababambe iqhaza nge-elekthronikhi.
Uma umuntu ovela kubaphathi, abalingani, amaklayenti abawathandayo eholidini ngeke abe yi-priori, khona-ke ukuhalalisela kwakhe kungabhalwa kusenesikhathi ngaphambi kwesikhathi. Bese uvula umzuzu ofanele. Lokhu kusimanga okumnandi kuzophinda kuhlukanise kusihlwa. Umkhosi Ophumelelayo!
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